Been there, done that,
This is just one part of the Mongolia blog available at www.Rudramrally.blogspot.com
I am sat on the Russian plane on the 6 hours flight from Ulan Ude to Moscow, bored so started writing.
This plane flights starts to put into perspective the enormity of our endeavor, the time that it is going to take us just to get back to Moscow 6 hrs let alone London shows how far we have driven.
Whilst I enjoy travel and I enjoy driving, I have to admit, I had enough. Living out of a suitcase, or in my case, a rucksack is bad enough, but finishing a 500+ mile day only to be faced with the same prospect the following day becomes wearing especially in a car I expect to expire any minute.
Firstly an explanation as to why a rucksack, I was firmly under the impression the car would not make it and had prepared for a long walk from somewhere in the back and beyond to the nearest bus stop. I don't think there were many days when I didn't think, " that's it we are out", and always sighed in relief when I knew we were on a bus route.
I have a picture somewhere with the sat nav giving the direction straight on for 1,000 km. The distances we covered are difficult to put into perspective but lands end to John o groats and back over four times is about right. Put into this equation roads that always had the potential of being really bad, not since leaving Germany could we really relax in fear of hitting a pothole or other obstruction.
In reality the further east we went the potential for really bad roads without warning rose.
At the finish line, we were asked for our high spots, I don't think I really had a high spot unless you catalogue the whole trip as one, I did enjoy it, and the more I reflect on it the more that enjoyment increases.
I suppose if pushed the one high spot was the change in perspective that I had of Russia, my expectations were about 180 degrees out. I thought that all Russian would be card-carrying socialist ready willing and prepared to report any irregularity to the secret police who would be following our every move.
Nothing was further from the actual truth, yes everyone in some kind of authority, being that the woman shooing us out of her kitchen when we tried to research the oven, to nearly every hotel receptionist could do with a course on 'meet and greet". They came across as Mr or worse Mrs angry, but I found if you replied with a sing-song voice kept a smile and tried to be over appreciative of their help, they soon melted.
Neil had difficulty with this and even at our last hotel started throwing teddy out when the male receptionist, who was, in fact, the security guard come handyman, would not show us a room. With a small amount of patience and some sign language, I found out we had to wait for the receptionist who was away from the hotel but back in five minutes.
On one occasion whilst trying to find a hotel in a very derelict part of industrial Ukraine, we passed a park containing some tanks and other weapons, I marked the location on the map to revisit the following morning.
The following day whilst we were returning to the park we questioned ourselves whether we should risk taking photos, being that they were military hardware, but when we returned we found it was a public park/ war memorial and the workmen cutting the grass, were somewhat bemused by us requesting permission to take photos.
Things were tiring though, it seems that each and every transaction is recorded in a book, be that for a cup of tea, or in one case for the payment of 5 pence for a plastic cup that I had asked for to put our used tea bags in.
Everything recorded and everything charged for. One morning I queried the bill as it had 4 something and I knew we had not had four of anything, other than the beer in the evening and that came on a separate bill, it turns out it was for the two slices of bread, ( cut in half) which we had with our breakfast.
The obedience to the rules where frustrating, but equally fascinating. At one place we asked for chips ( freeze) only to be told that we could not have them although they appeared on the menu, "but they come with this, you cannot have them with that"
At one place the waitress would not serve Neil the local brew, "you will have that" he was told in no uncertainty.
It was amazing to see traffic light procedure, on most set of traffic lights there was a countdown timer in red for when the lights were on red and green for one green, nobody, and I did spend a long time over the trip observing went through a red light everyone slowed at about three seconds to change and stopped on red, going to green was a bit different they preempted the change by a second or two and we're moving when they changed and you did get a horn if that didn't include you. You could turn left on some red lights, like before you soon got a horn if you didn't comply.
Many people we met melted most unexpectedly, there was the security guard at the hotel in Sorotov Russia where the car was playing up so badly we had barely made it into the entrance and I was shouted at by the group of guards that I could not leave the car where it has expired. I was covered in dirt hot and really low, the car appeared to be on its death throws, backfiring and shuddering to a stop and at times running backward or dieseling, that is running on after the ignition was turned off. It had enough and I had had enough and was ready for the train home. I did try some checks, the fuel pump was working and we had a good spark, but she just would not run.
After being told several times I had to move it, they did relent and offered to push her out the way, probably to the nearest scrapyard, I fiddled, they fussed and laughed when I told them 10 minutes all ok. Sure enough, ten minutes later Katie had got over her paddy and started on the key like the first day out the showroom.
I duly and much to the amazement of the guards drove off to where they were telling me to go some 15 minutes earlier.
That night I showered with swarfega I was that dirty, and when all cleaned and refreshed I was walking for lunch when the same security guard accosted me, and I do mean accosted I was directed to an office and told to sit, and expecting some fine or other sanction sat down preparing for the worse.
The guard fired up his wall mounted computer he had been on his computer looking up ignition problems + Kia Pride on the Internet and had a list of possible causes, we then spent the next 45 minutes him on his computer using google translate, Russian to English and me on mine, English to Russian having a high tec Internet chat with a difference putting the world and the car to rights.
Thanks I never did get your name, and I know you did look at the blog so if you do again and translate this thanks, WE MADE IT, and you said we wouldn't.
There are so many things that made the trip, from the first tentative slight scrape on the sump guard, Neil thought fitting it was overkill, so I said I would charge him 50 pence every time we touched base with it, Kazakstan killed that project, we spent most of one evening, until we gave up and tented it beside the railway, with the sump guard dragging the ground, at one point and frequently after the driver just because a throttle pusher there was no steering with one side of wheels in one trench and the other in another the sump guard ran down the centre like a Scalextric model car.
On more than one occasion we hit bone crunchingly hard which jarred my teeth fillings and everything in or on the car.
The potholes were the worse some were literally feet deep, some were manhole covers missing, you started to learn the ones to miss and the ones that just didn't matter, however, there were still far too many that you just hit and hoped for the best each night I would check the rims but much to my amazement we didn't bend one or suffer a puncture, which really must say something about the tyres, new remouldS bought off the internet and probably the best investment in our preparation.
Neil has given me the car about 6 weeks before we left and I busied myself in preparation, sump-guard, new tyres, hand-fitted by me to ensure I could change them on the road a new electrical system running separately to the cars own battery which fed all our extras, kettle, GPS and charging point camping lights and day running lights across the front, this meant we could leave all this on flatten the battery but still be able to start the car, our "camping battery" would charge once the car front battery was fully charged.
The day running lights, a strip of LEDs across the bumper was a good investment. Neil was stopped somewhere in Kazakstan having forgotten to turn on the headlights, day running lights are compulsory, and a keen policeman jumped out in front of us, after much bowing and scrapping we were allowed off, somehow I got the bollocking, I think the policeman didn't realize it was right-hand drive, so from that point onwards the daylights were turned on first thing in the morning and off the last thing at night.
It was amazing how many routines we got into during the month, as I have said somewhere else Neils a bit hard to start in the morning so I would normally get up check and repack the car and make a coffee, whilst Neil was doing his necessaries.
We would then drive off with the chant, "wallet, phone, passport, lights, seat belts", to ensure we had everything, we later added petrol cap as I became paranoid about forgetting to put it back on.
We would swap who started day to day, and then drive for about 100-150 km when we would stop for breakfast three fried eggs and one tea and one coffee with milk no sugar, repeat, nix sacran. The Russians like their sugar, ( but do not do desert)
We would then drive for a similar time and stop for coffee and ice cream if we were lucky and continue throughout the day.
I have a problem, I need to know where I am sleeping, I don't mind going all night if necessary but for some reason, I get fidgety if I don't know where I am sleeping by about 6:00pm. I think it's come back to the night I slept with Dianne's new Dyson vacuum, in a hedge somewhere on route to her bed and breakfast in France, anyone looking for accommodation near to Lemans would not go wrong at Dianne's, she and Claude are always prepared to go the extra mile to make your stay worthwhile.
Her bed and breakfast is behind the bandstand in the center of Chateaux du Loir.
Getting back to sleeping, Neil on the other hand deals with one thing at a time. ( the gaps are deliberate).
Neil however soon learned to deal with my idiosyncrasies and we didn't have to sleep in many hedges and surprisingly found hotels relatively easy.
The routine became the norm the same he would do the necessary checks to ensure we had two beds and a clean loo, whilst I wound the car down, took the mileage, and checked her over.
The only maintenance I did was to tighten the fan belt twice. The car didn't use a drop of oil over the whole distance and had one slide light bulb fail.
Late one night Neil and I killed an hour or so trying to remember the hotels that we stayed in some of which are a complete blank, I could not even remember the first border crossing into Ukraine until Neil reminded me it was where the girl who was dealing with us, on the stoke of seven downed tools and said she was going home and someone else would carry on.
I don't think there is one hotel I would not go back too, even the dormitory near the Mongolia border, some were brilliant and we made real friends some like the wooden log cottage in Manny was as frosty when we left as when we arrived.
One of the interesting things that once out of Germany you had to pay for things up front, not even a cup of tea without payment, which made getting petrol especially for us that could not use a full tank challenging, I soon learned to keep one can empty and then I could be a bit freer with my estimates.
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